Definitions by Mad Snake

Poleaxed 

to be hit with extreme force causing loss of balance and in extreme cases injury and/or in some cases death.

Oh, did you see Jimmy? He poleaxed himself when he ran into that wall.

Poleaxed by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Doonbag 

the roll of fat that people tuck into their pants so as to make their stomachs look smaller.

Check out Melville's doonbag.

Doonbag by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Get your hand off it 

Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."

"I just bought a Ferrari Enzo", "Oh, get your hand off it."

Get your hand off it by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Pull your finger out 

Another way of saying, "Have a go!!"

The referee was having a shocker. Someone in the crowd yelled out, "Pull your finger out."

Pull your finger out by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

pants 

an item of clothing worn in the intention to cover up ones genitalia. This word may also be used at random intervals where words suiting the siutation cannot be found.

Look, he is wearing pants.
Someone said, "Go away Campbell." Campbell replied, "Go, Go crank it up your pants."
"Look I have an apple." "Well.......You and your pants have an apple."

pants by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

PUDS 

Post Urinal Drips. Usually only caused by males.

Johnny walk out of the toilet and you could tell he had a PUDS.

PUDS by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

NRB 

No Reason Boner.......

Phil cracked an NRB in class.

NRB by Mad Snake August 28, 2006