Baby Bel-End

A product, the result of maturing smeg/dickcheese (wrapping in tin foil helps with freshness) then proceeding to dip in wax, creating a seal like the cheese product baby bel, on the end of your bellpiece.

'Try some of my ba ba ba, ba Baby Bel-End.'
'Yum... nice.'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Hometail.com

a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.

'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Arachnorks

Either the breasts of a spider, or some super situation involving eight breasts, or simply an eight-breasted woman.

'Check out the Arachnorks on that spidey!'

'I was surrounded, in a barrage of Arachnorks'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Glegg

Curly Bum Hair

'You sir, are a total GLEGG head!'


'I Just caught my gleggs in my thong'

by Machman January 25, 2009

Eggroll

'To go eggroll' is to go crazy/mad at/for a reason/object/person. Literally means 'nuts'

'I went absolutely Eggroll on urbandictionary last night!'

by Machman January 26, 2009

Fungilingus

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all

'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*

by Machman January 25, 2009

Braps

n. A deragotory term used for the breasts of a 'ho' (Whore/Slag/Lucie)

'Oi, slag, get your Braps out!!'

'Nice Braps!'

by Machman January 25, 2009