"If you start to feel weird or uncomfortable at the party tonight, try to think of something to break the ice."
by Mace November 26, 2007
a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.
commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.
commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.
"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"
by Mace August 19, 2006
my sister stopped seeing that Giovanni dude after she was informed about the "trucking" industry he was in.
by Mace April 20, 2006
origionated in a black porn film with many incredibly black men standing round as one fucks a white chick. All of them saying "Spread that ass...spread that ass...SPREAD THAT ASS!" as he attempts to place his nutsack within the anal cavity and his dick in her pussy at the same time, as this is difficult to do the surrounding black men feel obliged to say many black phrases like "booya" and "spread that ass" to help him.
p1: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy?
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*
by Mace April 25, 2006
by Mace January 27, 2004
the spoken or typed version on LMAO. Making the use of LMAO redundant and less lame. Saying or typing Lamow expresses extreme humour or hilarity. When something is incredibly funny and "lamow" can be used to express this. Also good for ironcic statements when someone stupid enough so say "lol" out loud you can own them with "lamow" when said in a retarded voice.
by Mace March 24, 2006
Similar to lamow, roffle is the spoken version of ROFL pronouced similar to waffle. It can also be used in msn conversations or on forums so that you are not seen as an uber retard who uses LOL, rofl or lmao trying to seem cool. Roffle can be used both as a cast away comment when someone says something that's not amusing enough to laugh so roffle can be used to disregard the comment, OR can be used to add to the humour by saying roffle in a loud voice during a pause in a joke or laugh or at another inappropriate time.
by Mace March 24, 2006