Mace's definitions

Figurality

The state of being figural.

Ah, the power of over-figurality!

by Mace April 4, 2004

gripper

a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.

commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.

"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"

by Mace August 19, 2006

Roffle

Similar to lamow, roffle is the spoken version of ROFL pronouced similar to waffle. It can also be used in msn conversations or on forums so that you are not seen as an uber retard who uses LOL, rofl or lmao trying to seem cool. Roffle can be used both as a cast away comment when someone says something that's not amusing enough to laugh so roffle can be used to disregard the comment, OR can be used to add to the humour by saying roffle in a loud voice during a pause in a joke or laugh or at another inappropriate time.

P1: and then he said "cow"

All surrounding people: ha ha ha ha ha

P2: ha ha ha ...ROFFLE!

by Mace April 19, 2006

chin rest

The delicate skin located between the vagina and the anus, sometimes used by men (and some women), as a breather during prolong and intensive beaver eating session. It's vital to add that the majority of women would prefer a post-shaved chin. Some women can tolerate a beard stating that it excites the surface nerves, and can cause moderate orgasmic quakes.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: There have been numerous complaints that a 2 to 3 day growth of stubble can have the same effect as 100 grain sandpaper on this delicate area.

Herbie was new to this, but he was getting the hang of it. Now, 25 minutes later, he sensed trouble when his lower lip and jaw started going numb. Plus his lungs were crying for fresh air. "Dammit!", he thought. He unknowingly dragged his stubbled-chin roughly onto Sally's chin rest, removing a couple of layers of skin in the process and mumbled weakly, "Time-out."

by mace April 11, 2004

Car-B-Q

an accident where one or more vehicles is on fire

did you see the car-B-Q at the corner of fifth and main? fire trucks were everywhere!

by Mace January 26, 2004

the bar scene from Star Wars

a group of very ugly or freakish looking people, or a place where these neanderthals can be found

we drove though compton one day, all the drunks, the junkies, escapees from the nuthouse....I tell you it was straight out of the bar scene from Star Wars!

by mace April 6, 2004

aaw nigga!

From the most amusing piece of porn in the world, where a groupd of incredibly black men stand round masturbating as one of the black guys sticks his nuts in the ass and dick in the pussy of the only white chick who is sitting silently throughout. Various black comments are made such as booya but aww nigga had remained the most amusing. Can be used at all times when someone does something cool or something shit happens.

Mainly used by white guys to emmulate black people in a hilarious way....aaw nigga!

p1: dude, i just kicked that guys ass!
p2: aaw nigga!

or

p1: shit, i've lost my wallet
p2: aaw nigga!

by Mace May 5, 2006