Mac's definitions

Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

smashface

Jared Mc Cormicks lover and a creature who dwells under overpasses.

Hey dude i think smashface is in the vents.

by MAC March 18, 2004

jase

sex god the 1 and only

1. i wish i was jase

by mac April 12, 2004

French Man

This is, in fact, an oxymoron, as there is no such thing.

What a French Man? Are you sure?

by Mac April 16, 2004

Salad Shooter

Salad Shooter- A vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh........

by Mac April 16, 2004

Relik

aaaaahaaaaaaaaa HE'S THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Relik is our God!

by Mac December 12, 2003

Assrate

Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

by MAc December 20, 2003