MaX's definitions

shfwilf

still haven't found what I'm looking for. Used by Michael the QA Admin on protonic.com

Crap, I shfwilf and I don't even know what it is ilf...

Damn you shfwilf, always sending me AI's!

by Max January 13, 2005

penith

Penith ith the male thexual organ.

"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"

by Max December 16, 2003

deusche

Slang/Meaning Pussy. An Insult.

Your a deusche-bag Mark.

by Max August 5, 2004

Mobil

Gas station that closes to early

I'm out of gas and that Mobil closed way to damn early.

by Max August 7, 2004

SEFAR

Sorry
Excuse
For
A
Rapper

Ja Rule

by Max August 3, 2003

buckleys

No idea, none

Where's Bob?
I've got buckleys!

How did she do that?
I've got buckleys.

by Max September 4, 2003

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009