Gr.I.L.F

Granny id like to fuck ( kevs mom )
Kevs mom is a Grilf ( and kevs a loser also ian has big nostrals and kev lost his little girlfriend hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha unlucky fat boy - )

Ps... this is not matt fletcher that wrote this :D
by Matt December 06, 2004
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oralgummy

The ancient Chinese art of having a toothless crack hoe perform oral sex on you.
I got great oralgummy from this crack hoe.
by Matt March 26, 2004
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roflmfaowrotflmfaosm

rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off while rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off some more.
Matt: ROFLMFAOWROTFLMFAOSM!
Phil: Those poor, poor indians...
by Matt December 30, 2004
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buttwipe mustache

Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.
This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.
by matt February 04, 2004
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bootycuz

(noun) 1. A word given to a girl who is willing to sleep with anyone. 2. A term commonly used by niggers to state that they need some sex. 3. Any girl is not a virgin is bootycuz.
Hey nigga hook me up with some bootycuz.
by Matt March 15, 2004
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nubbin

Another name for a noob/nub/nublet. Someone who is new at something a sucks horribly at it.
Some kid named Justin Heimbach.
by matt January 29, 2005
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swack

Swack is basically another word for fuck. This word originated in San Diego, where lots of guys use it.
GUY 1: Look at that ass over there, would you SWACK?
GUY 2: I'd mos def SWACK that.
by Matt December 28, 2004
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