MaTT's definitions

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

turbo

deftly cramming ones thumb up an unsuspecting person's ass (usually though the trousers) causing them to leap up or forward in 'turbo' mode.

by matt April 17, 2003

Smell me

Understanding where a person is coming from, another way of saying the slang phrase "You feel me?"

Leon: I be all peaceful most of the time. You smell me?
Kevin: Yo I smell ya

by matt October 1, 2002

alopafiah

A Lot Of People Are F***ing Idiots And AssHoles

Used in connection to lamers and posters and others who try to post hateful or stupid things on the incorrect forum or the incorrect time or in the wrong context.

P1:*Posts name as a stupid/hateful defintion*
P2:*Posts hateful slur a stupid/hateful definition*
P3:*Posts gibberish as gibberish or stupid/hateful definition*
Reader: ALOPAFIAH!

by Matt December 30, 2004

poon

That asian kid who deals weed out of his chinese restaurant.

Yo poon lemme get some trees... and that sweet and sour chicken.

by matt April 1, 2005

Serifuckingously

An exclamation meaning "seriously" but with an added bit of extremism, and vulgarity.

Person 1: Man, it's really snowing out there.
Person 2: Serifuckingously!

by Matt May 13, 2005

booblet

Of or pertaining to a small breast.

Nice face, but she only has booblets.

by Matt August 6, 2004