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DAF

Drink A Forty

Can be used by youngin's while discussing their business on the phone infront of parents.
by matt November 22, 2003
mugGet the DAFmug.

Mope

A person of any race or culture that is: presenting themselves as uneducated (either by mannerisms or the clothing they are wearing). Plural = Mopes Mopes usually are up to no good and may have an extensive criminal record and a limited vocabulary.
See Thungs
by Matt March 3, 2004
mugGet the Mopemug.

Creed

1) A belief, usually religious
2) A "band" made of shitty musicians who think they're good. Lead singer Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage. Became famous only by pretending to be Pearl Jam. Their original bassist was fired because he wanted a fair share of their profit. They claim to be Christian only when it's convenient. Tied with Limp Bizkit in Guitar World's "Worst Band of 2003" contest. Unofficially broke up after a December 2002 show where Scott Stapp showed up wasted. Members currently making solo albums which I personally hope flop.
Creed fan #1: Oh my God! Creed is sooooo good!
Creed fan #2: I know! They're such good Christians!
Real Music fan: You do know that Creed knocked off Pearl Jam and that Scott Stapp was thrown out of college for drug usage, right?
Creed Fan #1 and 2: Who's Pearl Jam? A Creed knockoff?
by Matt March 23, 2004
mugGet the Creedmug.

randy jackson, the

n. A method of masturbation. A face is drawn on the tip of the penis using blood or ink, then the penis is slapped and called "dirty girl" until orgasm is achieved.
Harry was really, really, really, really embarrassed when his mother caught him performing the randy jackson
by Matt May 1, 2005
mugGet the randy jackson, themug.

morgy

An orgy had by a female named Morgen,
(MAY CONTAIN MULTIPUL MALES AND FEMALES)
Morgasm, whore, easy, cant stop having sex
by Matt August 24, 2004
mugGet the morgymug.

Assailance

the act of an assailant, or assassin. To Kill, Murder.
i went into the room and an assailance took place.
by Matt December 16, 2004
mugGet the Assailancemug.

monk

A slang term used in Devon England for skunk
Hi mate is there any monk around at the moment?
by Matt October 20, 2004
mugGet the monkmug.

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