MaTT's definitions

smunky

hott. sexy. intelligent.

Smunky listens to alkaline trio while making love to matt.

by matt May 27, 2003

bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.

"shut the fuck up, bum chigger"

by matt August 27, 2003

vagina

The female sex organs and genetalia. Often desired by persons of the opposite sex and sometimes of the same sex. Also the butt end of many jokes.

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

by Matt September 22, 2005

Cut Short

one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.

Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.

by Matt January 13, 2004

rehearsal

The completely and uterly wrong way to spell "rehersal".

What the fuck is a re-hear-sal?

by Matt September 22, 2003

support

a jockstrap, an atheletic supporter. Serves as a device for the protection of the genitals

Matt put the support on his crotchal area

by matt May 24, 2004

aquafina

A word that, in the language of love, means, "The blood that runs through my veins is love for you". It may only be used by two people who are completely and utterly in love with each other and intend on spending the rest of their lives together.

Female: I have to go to work now.
Male: Ok, aquafina.
Female: Aquafina, honey.

by Matt June 18, 2006