MaTT's definitions

Atkinson-crazy

A word used to describe a person who is not just crazy but beyond crazy. Derived from a math teacher who has went insane but is still teaching.

Person A: Wow, that chic is fucking crazy as hell.

Person B: shit yeah, she's Atkinson-crazy like a motherfucker

Person A: thats sad

by Matt April 30, 2005

warrant wagon

A vehicle full of black people in it.

Holy shit that's a warrant wagon if I've ever seen one! (As a car full of black people drives by)

by Matt November 26, 2003

fashionably incognito

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.

Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??

by matt January 5, 2005

Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.

"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"

by Matt December 5, 2003

rowned

An word carrying the meaning "royally owned." Normally used after one repeatedly "rapes" an opponent at an online video game.

damn dude i "rowned" you with that headshot!

by Matt February 24, 2004

broken pipe

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.

oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Kershnoppel

To humiliate utterly.

Matt Kershnoppeled Amer.

by Matt December 12, 2003