jet ass

When you keep crapping liquid all day; really bad diarreah. Like Harry from Dumb and dumber.

Yo, my ass is raw cause i had jet ass all day!

by Matt April 09, 2004

King

something that is really great.

cool,awesome

by matt May 13, 2003

jiggawut

Asking a ghetto-crawler "what?"

"Man, we need to go back to my crib right quick"

"Jiggawut?"

by Matt February 03, 2004

Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

by Matt June 18, 2006

asdf

Used when an appropriate title cannot be ascertained. Or: In the subject bar of an email when no title is deemed worthy.

asdfghjkl;'

by Matt June 14, 2002

bobby crosby

Great MLB player who some jackass @ urbandictionary.com decided to hate on. Probably a Pirates fan who is mad that Crosby was a better rookie last year then Jason Bay.

Bobby Crosby will be an excellent player 10 years from now. Jason Bay will be retired.

by Matt January 08, 2005

wiffleberry

a piece of shit the size of a wiffle ball hanging out of someones ass

wiffleberries are not a fruit!!!

by Matt April 12, 2003