MaTT's definitions

Slice of Heaven

Hitting someone in the face with a used condom turned inside out (cock and cum side out).

My roommate bitched about being sexiled, so I gave him a slice of heaven with the condom I used.

by Matt April 12, 2005

hoey

hoey is a person with a very small rod.

that kid has such a hoey

by matt April 13, 2005

hood wax taco

It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.

Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.

by matt April 13, 2005

Shepperly

fudge packing bitch, loves the men too much but has a small one

Shepperly smokes crack but loves the men

How much can you fit up Shepperly's ass

by Matt April 14, 2005

McPhysique

McPhysique : A term used to describe people who weigh over 250 and are often shaped like buoys.

Those whales walking out of wal-mart have McPhysiques.

by Matt April 14, 2005

Cat's Cradle

also the metaphor that good old Kurt uses for Religion

I read Cat's Cradle and it awed me.

by Matt April 14, 2005

mehal

Meaning love, used much by filipinos that speak english buh want to keep the nationallity runnin on

Stephani: I need to go
Me: aight then, much mehal, peace

by Matt April 14, 2005