mixed messages

A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.

A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.

by Matt April 09, 2005

lool

Coined by Matt, in #stanton.. a famous derivation of 'lol'

<Socrates> I have sex with men for money.
<MichaelB> Redhat doesn't even release the source to their server!
<Matt> lool.

by Matt March 24, 2003

West Yonkers

The western half of Yonkers. The divider is roughly I87 in the north and the Saw Mill in the south. Much different from East Yonkers.

I don't live in West Yonkers.

by Matt November 04, 2004

buck rugly mcfugly

Describes the ugliest of uglies. Someone who was beaten repeatedly with the ugly stick.

"Eww! That girl isn't buck fugly, she's RUCK bugly mcfugly!

by matt October 23, 2003

spawling

The flaring of the buttocks.

Jewel's wide spawling emitted a fart that tainted the air of the room.

by Matt September 06, 2003

shuse me

same as "excuse me", however, when you say "excuse me" you are asking politly. "shuse me" is to be said while pushing someone out of the way.

Shuse me! ::push::

by Matt November 04, 2003

shoes

Another word that is associated with "cool", "awesome", and "tight". Usually used to confuse others.

I really think that Brian is totally shoes!

by matt April 06, 2005