Definitions by MaTT
Thielism
1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.
Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"
Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.
Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.
Drunkversation
Matt: Hey Rosie girl!
Rosie: Hey whats up?!
Matt: I'm totally shiface3d at the barr!!
Rosie: Me2 i am so druk rite now!
Matt: Iam so hood wat bar u at?
Rosie: I' a t kildoresw!
*NEXT DAY*
Rosie: Holy shit, I saw that I texted you last night!!
Matt: Hahaha yeah, I was so drunk
Rosie: Ha! Me two lol
Matt: Damn we had some good Drunkversation!
Rosie: Oh yea we did
Rosie: Hey whats up?!
Matt: I'm totally shiface3d at the barr!!
Rosie: Me2 i am so druk rite now!
Matt: Iam so hood wat bar u at?
Rosie: I' a t kildoresw!
*NEXT DAY*
Rosie: Holy shit, I saw that I texted you last night!!
Matt: Hahaha yeah, I was so drunk
Rosie: Ha! Me two lol
Matt: Damn we had some good Drunkversation!
Rosie: Oh yea we did
Drunkversation by Matt January 4, 2009
Paul Haggis
A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.
Paul Haggis by Matt December 14, 2008
jabba the slut
a very skanky fat gross ho who usually has herpes, and once someone fucks said slut, they immediately feel ashamed, and get made fun of
adele is such a slut, she sucks off every guy she sees, and shes gross too, shs auch a jabba the slut
jabba the slut by matt September 11, 2008
Chauncey
Not to be confused with the term "Chauncy", which is without the E.
A Chauncey is a person who tends to be more talented, smarter, and better over-all in numeruos ways than the average person. They tend to be deserving of reverence and are thought of highly, but sometimes due to this are envied.
A Chauncey is a person who tends to be more talented, smarter, and better over-all in numeruos ways than the average person. They tend to be deserving of reverence and are thought of highly, but sometimes due to this are envied.
Crayon
A joint or blunt which you smoke marajuana out of. Often usend when the joint looks like a crayon. IE: Crutch ( The little peice of cardboard rolled in one end to keep it open) and pointed at the other end to keep the weed from falling out.
pudding hammock
pudding hammock by Matt July 28, 2008