MURPH's definitions

sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

shizzlebang

that extra something

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang

by Murph February 21, 2004

sketed

1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.

1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.

by Murph April 21, 2005

manbag

n. Testicles

"Oh man, I gotta go empty my manbag."

by Murph February 19, 2004

Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick

I'm a maguero

by MURPH November 16, 2014

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph July 1, 2006

Duct Tape

1. It holds the universe together.

"Duct tape holds all things together."

by murph November 4, 2003