Butt Ninja

An incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.

I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Assprin

Sex that is had to relieve stress.

"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Rectoil

A secretion produced by the human rectum that is responsible for tenaciously maintaining fecal odor on skin. Rectoil is dispersed through Butt Juice.

I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before I got the smell off my fingers. That Rectoil is no joke!

by MR.ZERO July 27, 2011

Parallogged

What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move.

"I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Butt Whisper

A silent, pungent fart.

"Don't try and look innocent, I smell your butt whisper!".

by MR.ZERO July 23, 2011

Enemaler

A tube use to either inhale ones own farts or another person's farts.

"I have to get a new Enemaler RIGHT NOW! This old one is clogged up with fart dust and the party starts in an hour!".

by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

Balue

1) The tenacious scent that emanates from filthy testicles. 2)The residue left behind from filthy testicles. 3) Ball Glue.

"You know it's time to shower when you can smell the Balue through your jeans".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011