MR.ZERO's definitions

Butt Ninja

An incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.

I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Bubble Juggle

The act of finding a way to discreetly fart in public a place while keeping anyone from hearing or smelling it.

"After we ate that Thia food I had to BUBBLE JUGGLE 'til the end of our date. So glad she didn't notice".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Parallogged

What happens when you unexpectedly let out a full bowel movement in your pants and are dumbfounded on how to move.

"I'd rather use a dirty bathroom then find myself parallogged cuz I crapped my pants in public!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Assprin

Sex that is had to relieve stress.

"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Fat Fog

1) The scent emanating from a morbidly obese person who has chronically poor hygiene. 2) A foul odor that lasts more then 30 minutes after a morbidly obese person has defecated.

"You know how I can tell he can't reach to wipe his butt? The fat fog you smell when he walks by".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Finger Dash

The act of quickly itching your butthole in public.

"Am I the only one who saw the priest keep doing the finger dash while giving communion?".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Balue

1) The tenacious scent that emanates from filthy testicles. 2)The residue left behind from filthy testicles. 3) Ball Glue.

"You know it's time to shower when you can smell the Balue through your jeans".

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011