MR.ZERO's definitions

Yuck Pop

1) A blow job after the act of having anal and vaginal sex while woman is on her period. 2) The act of having such kind of sex.

"SHE got angry at me because I wouldn't kiss her after she JUST gave me a YUCK POP!".

by MR.ZERO July 23, 2011

Ball Glue

The residue on filthy testicles.

I either have to shower or clip my nails, cuz I got a bad case of ball glue collectin' underneath my finger nails from itchin' so much!

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Enemaler

A tube use to either inhale ones own farts or another person's farts.

"I have to get a new Enemaler RIGHT NOW! This old one is clogged up with fart dust and the party starts in an hour!".

by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

Rectoil

A secretion produced by the human rectum that is responsible for tenaciously maintaining fecal odor on skin. Rectoil is dispersed through Butt Juice.

I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before I got the smell off my fingers. That Rectoil is no joke!

by MR.ZERO July 27, 2011

Assprin

Sex that is had to relieve stress.

"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Butt Ninja

An incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.

I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Bubble Juggle

The act of finding a way to discreetly fart in public a place while keeping anyone from hearing or smelling it.

"After we ate that Thia food I had to BUBBLE JUGGLE 'til the end of our date. So glad she didn't notice".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011