MR.ZERO's definitions

Ball Glue

The residue on filthy testicles.

I either have to shower or clip my nails, cuz I got a bad case of ball glue collectin' underneath my finger nails from itchin' so much!

by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011

Gut Bunny

The lint caught in a belly button.

Look at that girl sun bathing with a big OL' gut bunny just chillin' there, nasty!

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Assprin

Sex that is had to relieve stress.

"I better get some Assprin SOON before I beat the living SHIT outta my boss! I MEAN LIKE SOME MONICA BELLUCCI BRAND ASSPRIN OR I'M GONNA SNAP!!!".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Enemaler

A tube use to either inhale ones own farts or another person's farts.

"I have to get a new Enemaler RIGHT NOW! This old one is clogged up with fart dust and the party starts in an hour!".

by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

Butt Ninja

An incredibly pungent fart that occurs without warning.

I was in the middle kissing her when this BUTT NINJA comes out of nowhere and kills the mood! I was so embarrassed.

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011

Anusoil

A secretion produced by the human anus that is responsible for maintaining fecal odor on skin.

"I don't care how BAD my butt itches, I'M NOT ITCHIN' IT! Last time, I had to washed my hand 5 TIMES before the Anusoil came off my fingers".

by MR.ZERO July 26, 2011

Bubble Juggle

The act of finding a way to discreetly fart in public a place while keeping anyone from hearing or smelling it.

"After we ate that Thia food I had to BUBBLE JUGGLE 'til the end of our date. So glad she didn't notice".

by MR.ZERO July 25, 2011