MR. X's definitions

couchetard

A more affectionate way of calling someone a retard or a douchetard. Meant as an insult, but not as a serious one; often used between friends.

Inspired by Couche-Tard, the Canadian convenience store chain. "Couche-tard" is French for "night owl", literally meaning "goes to bed late." But because of its similarity in sound to the English insult douchetard, "couchetard" was converted into an English-language insult with a meaning similar to douchetard but less offensive -- even bordering on affectionate.

Also "couchetarded", adj.

He's my best friend, but let's be honest, he can be a couchetard sometimes when he's not thinking.

by Mr. X April 4, 2005

railed

To have snorted something.

Dude, that shit we railed last night was good!

by Mr. X February 20, 2005

putz

Tami, she just can't help herself.

Tami the putz is such a putz.

by Mr. X February 2, 2005

The Green Mannalishi

Slang for money.
Also cool Fleetwood mac/Priest song.

I am going to collect the Green Mannlishi.

by Mr. X January 29, 2005

doin' the mark b

Standing in your back yard, in a wife beater spraying neighborhood kids with a garden hose.

Yo, I saw some guy doin' the mark b

by Mr. X January 28, 2005

Afghan Girl

A picture that headlined a 1984(I believe) National Geographic cover.

Known for haunting green eyes.

by Mr. X January 26, 2005

Shorty Bear

Someone who is very short and very sweet and very affectionate. It came from a name I call my fiancee.

Yo Shorty Bear hook me up with a soda please. I Love You Shorty Bear

by MR. X January 24, 2005