MOFO's definitions

mathan

he is so cool

here mathan, have $1000

by mofo July 29, 2003

macintosh

What sensible people have

I own a Macintosh

by mofo March 11, 2004

Havana Affair

When a slut bitch type ho is gettin penetrated in her ass and twat at the same time by 2 different cocks, or a cock and a dildo, or 2 dildos.

I'll do her ass while you fuck her twat!

by Mofo January 24, 2004

sockpuppet

A person you wipe your jizz on after u jack off, or get jacked off.

Yeah i used that bitch as my sockpuppet!

by mofo April 1, 2003

stupped

To have sexual intercourse with ya mum ...

I stupped ya mum in th emiddle of a zoo

by MOFO November 2, 2004

chickenshack

In the game Battlefield 1942 on the Wake island map, it is the building in an airfield where snipers or other chickenshit players score points by hiding and taking cheap shots.

We have snipers in the chickenshack. Can someone get in there and get them.

Landing craft are approaching behind the chicken shack. Roger that!!

by MoFo December 29, 2004

baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.

Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.

by MoFo December 21, 2004