Definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Hole-in-One 

A bitch (contortionist) that can lick her own pussy

The bitch at the circus can perform a hole-in-one!

Hole-in-One by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Pussy/Clit Tickler

A mustache as worn by the Legends of Porn: John Holmes & Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy is famous for his Pussy/Clit Tickler!

Pussy/Clit Tickler by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Knob Job

A blow job Hog Smoking

Many bitches enjoy giving a knob job, while all guys enjoy receiving a knob job!

Knob Job by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

Piping Hot Yogurt by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy 

A bagel that has been micro-waved for 30 seconds to soften that is then placed between two sofa cushions and then gets fucked by a guy (Add cream cheese for extra enjoyment!)

Since he was without girlfriend and money, Mark decided to get off with a Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy.

Poor Man’s Pocket Pussy by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

Spunky Dunkers 

Cookies dunked into cum instead of milk and then eaten

Bitches love eating spunky dunkers!

Spunky Dunkers by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

Stray

A broad who is out alone, without her pack, just looking to get laid

I nailed a stray last night!

Stray by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007