191 definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Knob Job

A blow job Hog Smoking

Many bitches enjoy giving a knob job, while all guys enjoy receiving a knob job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Bobbing-for-Apples

When a chick deep throats a guy, he gives her an Adam's Apple; cock sucking

Many chicks go Bobbing-for-Apples on/with Ron Jeremy!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2011

Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)

A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

Cum Guzzling Cunt

A dirty whore; Lindsay Hohan (a.k.a. Lohan)

Lindsay Hohan is a cum guzzling cunt!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2011

Double Jizz

After climaxing once, the guy keeps fucking or jerking hard into a weaker climax

You don't have to be a teenager to produce a double jizz!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008

The Hardwood (Floor)

Bald pussy, shaved twat

Many chicks today have the Hardwood (Floor) below the belt.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2012

Vagtastic Voyager

1. Someone who likes to explore vagina
2. A guy who loves pussy
3. A fuck guru, i.e. Ron Jeremy

The movie "Super Bad" references Vagtastic Voyager several times!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010