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Definitions by MK

Mini Van Driver 

1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
soccer mom
2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)
ya My mom drives a mini-van
Mini Van Driver by MK March 20, 2005

spanking it 

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not
spanking it by MK March 20, 2005

Kamakazi Pull Out

(VERB)(type- Action)
A maneuver used during sex just before orgasm whereby a man pulls his penis out of a womans vagina moments before or seconds after he orgasms
Often used in sex with 0 contraception for desperate people who forgot the pill or rubber or both.
Often used to either prolong the pleasure as long as possible before pullout or when a man cannot last any longer and had to ditch just after making the woman orgasm
BEFORE SEX: wasnt it nice for us to spend the weekend up in the cabin honey ya it was im gunna go to the store and get a rubber so we can get down to the real reason why we're here.
(At store: Hey you got any rubbers
Old man no man sorry the old mormon family back up the street bought em all up.
Man: Damn all well thanks for my girls pills we'll be fine
During sex:MAN: Ya ya you want it you want it dont you deep inside like we always do
Woman: Are you crazy!!! i forgot the pill i told you like 100 times!
Oh sh*** honey im gunna spewge!!! No hunny stay in a bit longer im almost there
Woman OH YAAAAHHH!!!
man Oh SH$&!
~man pulls out as he orgasms.
Kamakazi Pull Out by MK March 20, 2005

tc gallagher 

76,dante's inferno,log phloom (all three),tc moment on the beach,crabbing,wanting to love you for the rest of my life,knowing that i always would,monarch butterfly,+ always forever. your the best friend a girl.
i love you as everything...i'll be waiting for ever besty...
tc gallagher by mk February 16, 2005

UNPROFOR 

UNPROFOR Troops failed to stop the massacre at Srebrenica.
UNPROFOR by MK February 9, 2005
sharp intellect, genius, sagacity - Hindu

also, desire/wish
I wish I were like Manisha
manisha by mk February 6, 2005
The perfect cool guy that everybody loves.
Look how this bobino's cruising that chik!!
bobino by mk January 10, 2005