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wolfer

A wolf, when caught in a snare in the wild, will often times go to extreme measures to get out of the trap. Often times wolves will actually chew their own leg off to get back to freedom.

This rarely happens, but is often recited when a drunken one-night-stand goes bad.
I just got out of there....she was lying on my arm; I almost needed to pull a wolfer...
by mk November 4, 2003
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redpoint

In rock climbing, to lead a climb without falling.
Bob kicks ass - he just redpointed a 5.11b with a tequila hangover!
by MK September 12, 2003
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spanking it

1. see masterbation
2. (saying)When a man attempts to excite his penis via vigorously rubbing against something rubbing his penis physically or rubbing/hitting the genitals in an attempt at arrousal or for the purpose of masterbation
3. Often an act done during sex in which the man slaps the ass of his partner often for those hardcore sexos or those who have a fetish(fantasy/turn on) for pain 'n pleasure
Oh ya johnnies sure spanking it now (often done when a man's arrousal is exicited to such a level he can no longer contain the desire to not
by MK March 20, 2005
mugGet the spanking itmug.

besesegse

(1) Regarding an animal's ability to attack with the power of wind
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(2) Describing how cool, or socially acceptable a person is
(1) "Watch out! That animal is capable of besesegse"
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(2) "I think Mike is besesegse"
by MK March 30, 2005
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internal cumshot

The act of shooting ones load into the oraface or hole of anothers body, thus the term "internal."

Often done vaginally,(the best) also possible anally, thats where you get shit-dick and also inside of a girls mouth where robin spits (maiden name swallows) got her last name from (austin powers 2)
1. Ya bobby shot it up all in her that night and got it good 3 weeks later with that damn + sign still burned into his eyes.
2. ya they now will forever called him shitdick ever since the day he fucked that dirty little slut (who never whipes) in the ass had a little internal cumbustion which got them some both nasty infections, that made it so that little slut couldnt shit right or little bobby fuck right for a week.
3. Ya they took that little slut from above back to the hospital to get her stomach pumped when it was found that she had swallowed cause both her holes were plugged from fucking around.
by MK March 21, 2005
mugGet the internal cumshotmug.

smoochies

kisses; love; a fun word i like to say
I g2g c ya tomarow smoochies
by MK July 8, 2003
mugGet the smoochiesmug.

fu shae

I finally bought a Beretta! Fu shae!
by mk December 10, 2003
mugGet the fu shaemug.

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