MK's definitions

mons

The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.

Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?

by MK January 12, 2004

Boo Boo

Yogi Bears side kick on cartoon network

Yogi has a little friend BOO-BOO, BOO-BOO! yogi has a little friend BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BEAR! BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BEAR!BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BEAR!yogi has a little friend boo-boo-boo-boo-bear!

by MK July 7, 2003

Ford

F.O.R.D. an acronym for "Fucked Over, Rebuilt Dodge"

by MK November 4, 2002

chortle

a chocolate covered cookie

hey, can u buy me some chortles

by mk May 13, 2005

pain 'n pleasure

1. A mix of pain and pleasure or one that accociates pain as a form of pleasure whether for arrousal or comfort.
1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.

a couple who get off spanking each other during sex.
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)

by MK March 20, 2005

Trick

a person that gives anything of vaule of some sort to tha opposite sex.

Man why u givin' all yo doe to that braod u a trick.

by Mk September 4, 2003

low rez

When a person of the opposite sex "seems" incredibly attractive, but when the person is in closer view the truth is revealed that they are a complete dog.

"Good from afar, but far from good"

by mk November 4, 2003