cockstar

A bad-ass who is a natural when it comes to rock star attitude and behavior.
by mj August 14, 2003
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poop noodle

When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.
Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core
by MJ December 09, 2004
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86'ed

When a restaurant runs out of a certain item of food.
86 Prime Rib, someone just ordered the last one
by MJ December 23, 2004
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Crunk & B

Its the type of music that Ciara has started with Goodies.
Snoop: what is that music??
Ciara: Its crunk and b
Snoop: thats good shit
by MJ February 02, 2005
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chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage
by MJ January 01, 2005
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EI

EI (or E.I.) is the acronym for "Extremely Intoxicated." Although this usually applies to those who have consumed alcohol in excess, it can also be applied to any state of intoxication (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.)
Dude, Dan was so EI last night after those Jeggerbombs!
by MJ July 19, 2006
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Yavuzed

Getting Yavuzed is NOT fun. Being Yavuzed on can mean one of two things:

1) You get hit on by a really REALLY freakish pedophile who likes girls who are one year younger then them (Though decades smarter like MJ for example.) in an MSN instant message conversation with that stupid blushing emoticon that makes me want to HURL.

or

2) You get rubed/touched/fondled/groaped/smeared/smooshed/rubed/licked/grinded/splorted/smeared/glomped/huggled/snuggled/penetrated/caressed/kissed/molestered by a Yavuz or any other anoying homophobic life form.

I have been Yavuzed on *Sniff* Its quite sad.
You Yavuzed on my lunch! Im telling the teacher.

Stop Yavuzing me!

Ack! My celuloid got Yavuzed on! Now all I can do is limp around with an electromagnetic poodle skirt!
by MJ June 04, 2004
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