Phat

My sister becomes very phat during the time of the month.
by MJ February 06, 2005
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quagga

An animal which kind of looks like a cross between a zebra & a horse. Extinct since the late 1800's when people moved to the area in South Africa & decided it would be fun to hunt them. Now all the quaggas are dead :(
I have a pet quagga called Larry, he lives in my garden.
by MJ March 18, 2005
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meth

speed, glass, crank, ice, eyeballs
short for crystal meth...also known as "poor man's cocaine". can be snorted, smoked, or melted down and injected. snorting burns your nose and smoking it smells bad, so i suggest shooting, or doing "rails". not to be confused with "hot rails", which is a form of smoking it using aluminum foil.
do a hotrail of meth and go crazy
by MJ April 07, 2005
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86'ed

When a restaurant runs out of a certain item of food.
86 Prime Rib, someone just ordered the last one
by MJ December 23, 2004
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issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke
u gonna cop that issue
by MJ April 06, 2005
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jamaica discipline

Pirate Crews enjoyed a few days of Jamaica Discipline after a good haul...
by MJ March 21, 2005
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chav

Chav: a type of person who lacks the intelligence to be able to speak or write proper english, uses words, if they are proper words such as 'blingin', 'mingin' etc
You will normally find them outside McDonalds. Their favourite hobbies: picking on anybody who has a brain, having underage sex with no protection, getting drunk, starting a fight with some random person who has done nothing to them except say "hi".
A chav can be quite easily be identified by their clothing. A Burberry (from the local market- 99p, a bargain!) cap, a Nickelson t shirt, and a Schott hoodie, with adidas tracksuit bottoms rolled into their white nike socks and wearing nike trainers. Female chavs tend to have their hair in a tight bun or ponytail witht the help of several cans of hairspray, their face will be painted in cheap makeup; layer and layers of cheap foundation, mascara and eyeliner. Chavs enjoy showing off their "bling". "Bling" often looks like chocolate coins & is costs £1.99 from Argos. It often appears in the form of over-sized, fake-gold hoop earrings. Favourite jobs of chavs: drug dealer, McDonalds worker, prostitute, page 3 'model'. Chavs are also known as: 'scum', 'idiots' and any other insult there is on this earth.
You can tell if someone is a chav or not mostly by their attitude. They think that anyone who doesn't listen to "their" music is a grunger. They think that Burberry is the height of fashion & they look down on anyone who isn't exactly like them. How to humiliate a chav: ask them to recite the alphabet.
by MJ February 14, 2005
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