MJ's definitions

chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005

poleglasser

means some smelly leaper who lives in a cardboard box in the back of an ally who would do anything for a shag. the poleglass version of malone road is living in a blue bin! be afraid if ever walking throu! WATCH YOUR SHOES!!!

usually a ginger tosser on the dole

by Mj November 25, 2004

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.

Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.

by MJ January 15, 2004

jamaica discipline

Old Navy Slang - Unruly Behavior

Pirate Crews enjoyed a few days of Jamaica Discipline after a good haul...

by MJ May 13, 2005

Kaiatteh

It means a really cute cat that you could just pick up and wuveeeeeeee! <3 ^__^

Awwwww! Look at the poor little kaiatteh run around on the floor with grandpa!

by MJ June 4, 2004

86'ed

When a restaurant runs out of a certain item of food.

86 Prime Rib, someone just ordered the last one

by MJ December 23, 2004

EI

EI (or E.I.) is the acronym for "Extremely Intoxicated." Although this usually applies to those who have consumed alcohol in excess, it can also be applied to any state of intoxication (i.e. drugs, pills, etc.)

Dude, Dan was so EI last night after those Jeggerbombs!

by MJ July 19, 2006