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Chav: a type of person who lacks the intelligence to be able to speak or write proper english, uses words, if they are proper words such as 'blingin', 'mingin' etc
You will normally find them outside McDonalds. Their favourite hobbies: picking on anybody who has a brain, having underage sex with no protection, getting drunk, starting a fight with some random person who has done nothing to them except say "hi".
A chav can be quite easily be identified by their clothing. A Burberry (from the local market- 99p, a bargain!) cap, a Nickelson t shirt, and a Schott hoodie, with adidas tracksuit bottoms rolled into their white nike socks and wearing nike trainers. Female chavs tend to have their hair in a tight bun or ponytail witht the help of several cans of hairspray, their face will be painted in cheap makeup; layer and layers of cheap foundation, mascara and eyeliner. Chavs enjoy showing off their "bling". "Bling" often looks like chocolate coins & is costs £1.99 from Argos. It often appears in the form of over-sized, fake-gold hoop earrings. Favourite jobs of chavs: drug dealer, McDonalds worker, prostitute, page 3 'model'. Chavs are also known as: 'scum', 'idiots' and any other insult there is on this earth.
You will normally find them outside McDonalds. Their favourite hobbies: picking on anybody who has a brain, having underage sex with no protection, getting drunk, starting a fight with some random person who has done nothing to them except say "hi".
A chav can be quite easily be identified by their clothing. A Burberry (from the local market- 99p, a bargain!) cap, a Nickelson t shirt, and a Schott hoodie, with adidas tracksuit bottoms rolled into their white nike socks and wearing nike trainers. Female chavs tend to have their hair in a tight bun or ponytail witht the help of several cans of hairspray, their face will be painted in cheap makeup; layer and layers of cheap foundation, mascara and eyeliner. Chavs enjoy showing off their "bling". "Bling" often looks like chocolate coins & is costs £1.99 from Argos. It often appears in the form of over-sized, fake-gold hoop earrings. Favourite jobs of chavs: drug dealer, McDonalds worker, prostitute, page 3 'model'. Chavs are also known as: 'scum', 'idiots' and any other insult there is on this earth.
You can tell if someone is a chav or not mostly by their attitude. They think that anyone who doesn't listen to "their" music is a grunger. They think that Burberry is the height of fashion & they look down on anyone who isn't exactly like them. How to humiliate a chav: ask them to recite the alphabet.
by MJ February 14, 2005
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I have been Yavuzed on *Sniff* Its quite sad.
1) You get hit on by a really REALLY freakish pedophile who likes girls who are one year younger then them (Though decades smarter like MJ for example.) in an MSN instant message conversation with that stupid blushing emoticon that makes me want to HURL.
or
2) You get rubed/touched/fondled/groaped/smeared/smooshed/rubed/licked/grinded/splorted/smeared/glomped/huggled/snuggled/penetrated/caressed/kissed/molestered by a Yavuz or any other anoying homophobic life form.
I have been Yavuzed on *Sniff* Its quite sad.
You Yavuzed on my lunch! Im telling the teacher.
Stop Yavuzing me!
Ack! My celuloid got Yavuzed on! Now all I can do is limp around with an electromagnetic poodle skirt!
Stop Yavuzing me!
Ack! My celuloid got Yavuzed on! Now all I can do is limp around with an electromagnetic poodle skirt!
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Will you please stop doing that Yavuz?!
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Yavuz caught a new pokemon. YEPPIE!
Get your hands out of there Yavuz!
Yavuz caught a new pokemon. YEPPIE!
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1) Anime freak or Otaku (Literaly meaning fan-poodle)
2) Constant target of being Yavuzed on.
3) Completley AMAZING DDR player who can do MaxPeriod in Heavy.
4) Someone with slight lack of comitment.
5) A complete dork who has gotten further with their sketchbook than you. Ha ha!
6) A to-be transexual. What?! THATS COOL!
7) Yaoi lover *Purrs*
8) Kaiatteh glomper.
9) TOTALY twisted synical person who cant set the limits of when to stop saying homosexual.
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1) Anime freak or Otaku (Literaly meaning fan-poodle)
2) Constant target of being Yavuzed on.
3) Completley AMAZING DDR player who can do MaxPeriod in Heavy.
4) Someone with slight lack of comitment.
5) A complete dork who has gotten further with their sketchbook than you. Ha ha!
6) A to-be transexual. What?! THATS COOL!
7) Yaoi lover *Purrs*
8) Kaiatteh glomper.
9) TOTALY twisted synical person who cant set the limits of when to stop saying homosexual.
10) Compulsive jhonen Vasquez fan.
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