MJ's definitions

Crunk & B

Its the type of music that Ciara has started with Goodies.

Snoop: what is that music??
Ciara: Its crunk and b
Snoop: thats good shit

by MJ February 2, 2005

Kaiatteh

It means a really cute cat that you could just pick up and wuveeeeeeee! <3 ^__^

Awwwww! Look at the poor little kaiatteh run around on the floor with grandpa!

by MJ June 4, 2004

jamaica discipline

Old Navy Slang - Unruly Behavior

Pirate Crews enjoyed a few days of Jamaica Discipline after a good haul...

by MJ May 13, 2005

Yavuzed

Getting Yavuzed is NOT fun. Being Yavuzed on can mean one of two things:

1) You get hit on by a really REALLY freakish pedophile who likes girls who are one year younger then them (Though decades smarter like MJ for example.) in an MSN instant message conversation with that stupid blushing emoticon that makes me want to HURL.

or

2) You get rubed/touched/fondled/groaped/smeared/smooshed/rubed/licked/grinded/splorted/smeared/glomped/huggled/snuggled/penetrated/caressed/kissed/molestered by a Yavuz or any other anoying homophobic life form.

I have been Yavuzed on *Sniff* Its quite sad.

You Yavuzed on my lunch! Im telling the teacher.

Stop Yavuzing me!

Ack! My celuloid got Yavuzed on! Now all I can do is limp around with an electromagnetic poodle skirt!

by MJ June 4, 2004

86'ed

When a restaurant runs out of a certain item of food.

86 Prime Rib, someone just ordered the last one

by MJ December 23, 2004

delisio

The type of pizza that is usualy mistaken for delivery.

Wife: You dumbass I told you not to get delivery.
Husband: It's not delivery it's delisio.
Wife: Stop lying, your such a bad husband.. Get out of my house.

by mj July 7, 2004

meth

speed, glass, crank, ice, eyeballs
short for crystal meth...also known as "poor man's cocaine". can be snorted, smoked, or melted down and injected. snorting burns your nose and smoking it smells bad, so i suggest shooting, or doing "rails". not to be confused with "hot rails", which is a form of smoking it using aluminum foil.

do a hotrail of meth and go crazy

by MJ April 7, 2005