Cock Lobster

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

by Mj May 13, 2005

MJ

MJ has LOTSA happy go luckey meanings! *Falls down with glee*

1) Anime freak or Otaku (Literaly meaning fan-poodle)
2) Constant target of being Yavuzed on.
3) Completley AMAZING DDR player who can do MaxPeriod in Heavy.
4) Someone with slight lack of comitment.
5) A complete dork who has gotten further with their sketchbook than you. Ha ha!
6) A to-be transexual. What?! THATS COOL!
7) Yaoi lover *Purrs*
8) Kaiatteh glomper.
9) TOTALY twisted synical person who cant set the limits of when to stop saying homosexual.
10) Compulsive jhonen Vasquez fan.

Because theres too much MJ to fit in your mouth!

Um I know... *Awkward scilence* We can play a game. Okay, close your eyes. *Rummage rummage* Okay now! Can you find your liver? n_n;;

by MJ June 04, 2004

Phat

1. Pretty Hot And TEMPERED

My sister becomes very phat during the time of the month.

by MJ February 06, 2005

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 26, 2003

issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke

u gonna cop that issue

by MJ April 06, 2005

Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches

did you hit that you Big Ern?

by mj April 09, 2004

boobular

relating to the breast esp. large breast

WOW she is the most boobular girl her!

by MJ December 10, 2003