Definitions by MJ

chocolate hostage 

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

chocolate hostage by MJ January 1, 2005

86'ed 

When a restaurant runs out of a certain item of food.

86 Prime Rib, someone just ordered the last one

86'ed by MJ December 23, 2004

Stripper in Training 

Hooter Girl
A female that works at Hooters.

She works at Thee Dollhouse?
Yeah, she was a Stripper in training for over a year.
Oh, thats right, she used to work at Hooters.

Stripper in Training by MJ December 23, 2004

poop noodle 

When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.

Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core

poop noodle by MJ December 9, 2004

poleglasser 

means some smelly leaper who lives in a cardboard box in the back of an ally who would do anything for a shag. the poleglass version of malone road is living in a blue bin! be afraid if ever walking throu! WATCH YOUR SHOES!!!

usually a ginger tosser on the dole

poleglasser by Mj November 25, 2004

foob 

an insulting name for someone when they do something foolish.

"FOOOOOOOB!" is often heard from fans throughout game stadiums when a player makes a bad pass, misses a good pitch, or gets a penalty.

foob by MJ November 22, 2004

chilax 

Chillout + Relax. Mainly used while doing Text or SMS.

"Take it easy.. Chilax.."

chilax by MJ October 29, 2004