MJ's definitions

meth

speed, glass, crank, ice, eyeballs
short for crystal meth...also known as "poor man's cocaine". can be snorted, smoked, or melted down and injected. snorting burns your nose and smoking it smells bad, so i suggest shooting, or doing "rails". not to be confused with "hot rails", which is a form of smoking it using aluminum foil.

do a hotrail of meth and go crazy

by MJ April 7, 2005

poop noodle

When you have anal sex and ther's jizz in your poo.

Chenelle got a poopnoodle yesterday after being banged in the ass hard core

by MJ December 9, 2004

86'ed

When a restaurant runs out of a certain item of food.

86 Prime Rib, someone just ordered the last one

by MJ December 23, 2004

Stripper in Training

Hooter Girl
A female that works at Hooters.

She works at Thee Dollhouse?
Yeah, she was a Stripper in training for over a year.
Oh, thats right, she used to work at Hooters.

by MJ December 23, 2004

chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005

compromise

when MJ allows Ryan to believe he is right when in fact, he is not.

MJ compromised about the car rental conversation on the phone tonight when Ryan didn't listen to orignally was said.

by MJ January 24, 2005

Crunk & B

Its the type of music that Ciara has started with Goodies.

Snoop: what is that music??
Ciara: Its crunk and b
Snoop: thats good shit

by MJ February 2, 2005