MIke's definitions

klavier

German for piano, but also Rammsteins best song... (About remembering Love murder and insanity)

Ich spiel das klavier (Do I have the right gender?)
2. Dort Am Klavier Lauschte ich ihr...

by mike December 13, 2003

hobo love

when hobos have dirty dirty sex in a dumpster and they use a trash bag for a condom

i sware baby u wont get pregnet i have hobo love

by mike February 6, 2004

microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 4, 2004

ford

Fuckin Over Rated Disaster

the only good ford is a junkyard one

by Mike December 17, 2006

Pornganization

1) n. The manner in which one's porn collection is organized.

2) v. The act of organizing one's porn collection.

1) "My pornganization scheme is thus: anal in one folder, hentai in one folder, vaginal in another, poses in another, etc. Porn falling into more than one category is copypasta'd to every category it falls into."

2) "Damn, I've been getting lazy with my downloads. I've just been dumping all of my porn into one folder without regard for its content. Time for a massive pornganization."

by Mike May 22, 2008

thwark

noun, the God-Weasel

adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.

verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)

Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!

by Mike February 1, 2004

Fruitbag

A word of showing emotion such as Fuck. But in a way that is more censored. Also: Fruitbagged, Fruitbagging, fruitbag and 1/2, fruityfull,

This a real fruitbaggin class. Damn that fruitbag teacher

by Mike October 26, 2004