MIke's definitions
a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!
by mike March 19, 2004
Get the Monkey sockmug. a slippery doo da is when you fuck a girl hard in the ass then you eat all her hair on her scalpe until she is bald then you let her shit on your eye lids as you blink her shit gets into your eyes. then she makes out with you while you both have her shit in your moufs. It is also known to be done with dogs,cats,mouse any small woodland animal would work nice. and if you really want to get down you can use a elephant. some people like to kick it up a notch and get knives and cut open there partners insides and have sex with there internal intestines
by mike March 11, 2004
Get the slippery doo damug. 1. The strong, low hanging branches of any tree capable of sustaining the weight of a young boy
2. Pubic hair
2. Pubic hair
When Vincent was a young boy in the seventh grade, he would swing from the peener fuzz during lunch recess. Coincidentally, that same year Vincent began to notice a sparse growth of peener fuzz at the base of his penis.
by Mike December 26, 2004
Get the peener fuzzmug. by Mike February 17, 2004
Get the divamug. by mike March 6, 2004
Get the rollsmug. by Mike December 26, 2003
Get the When it's donemug. by mike November 29, 2003
Get the cheeseburgermug.