MIke's definitions

Cacoon

What a person with a stutter calls a coon
As in Nuh-Nigger

GARETH GATES : I suh-sauh-saw a cacoon out there in in in in the au-au-au-au-audience

by Mike May 1, 2004

Rhyotion

A random person. Mostly in the cyber world. Also Known as: one of my online alias.

Man, Rhyotion is so awsome!

by Mike June 17, 2004

hobo love

when hobos have dirty dirty sex in a dumpster and they use a trash bag for a condom

i sware baby u wont get pregnet i have hobo love

by mike February 6, 2004

new york yankees

The greatest sports franchise of all time.

26 world championships and soon to change.

Bandwaggoners go because WE WIN.

I am not a bandwaggon fan though, I can tell you that.

The #1 causer of jealousy in the U.S.A.

The Yankees win theeeeee Yankees win.

by Mike April 12, 2004

microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 4, 2004

rolls

1. ecstasy pills
2. drooping layers of fat around the midsection

1. My girl loves eatin rolls.
2. That girl's get mad rolls on her.

by mike March 6, 2004

cheeseburger

something that does not exist.

where is my cheeseburger?
what are you talking about?
you know what i'm talking about.
ok.

by mike November 29, 2003