MIke's definitions

Rings Beach

A beach located south of Matarangi, on the Coromandel Peninsula, North Island, New Zealand. Home of the mythical burning sands. It was once said that anal sex was practiced amongst the dunes - but was recently discredited after Mr Hans informed concerned partys that it was not very nice having anal sex in sand dunes. Ask him how he knows.

Fuck me, I have sand up my arse!

by Mike October 19, 2004

on top

lookin exstremely suspicious when out and the 5-0 is about

Shit its the 5-0, dont make it look on top

by Mike March 5, 2005

shooty

Adjective.

1. Making extensive use of firearms.

2. Having a pronounced affinity for firearms.

3. Being proficient in the use of firearms.

1. AR-15, check! Beretta, check! Ma Deuce, check! Vulcan, check! I am several different kinds of shooty!

2. I like guns, I like guns, I like guns, guns, guns... I am shooty!

3. I used to bullseye womprats in my T-16 back home! They're not much bigger than two meters! I am shooty!

by Mike December 7, 2006

shazda

a drunk girl.usually white, with the name of a black person.

jeff thinks she looks like a shazda.

by mike June 21, 2006

bungry

To be very hungry, and in need of immediate sustenance.

I'm hungry like a bungry

by Mike January 17, 2003

trib

gender neutral pronoun/suffix intended to replace awkward pc constructions such as "when your child enters kindergarten, he/she will certainly benefit from the experience," OR "our bylaws dictate that the chairman or chairwoman recognize all valid perspectives."

"when your child enters kindergarten, trib will certainly benefit from the experience."

OR

"please hand the gavel to the chairtrib."

by mike January 17, 2004

clumber

dumbass
person who is a moron
a dumbass

a dumb person
a person who says something stupid
a complete moron

by Mike February 8, 2005