MIke's definitions

vemed

To be severely owned.
To take it in the fayce.

*console*
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was killed by Vem's MP40
...was stabbed by Vem's Knife
...was killed by Vem's Luger
...was killed by Vem's Luger
...was killed by Vem's Luger


Vem says: VEMED.

by Mike September 9, 2004

butterfingers

1. Not having enough grip
2. The state of one's fingers after they have fingered a lady and she creamed all over them.

1. Damn, that football player dropped the ball. That bastard's butterfingers cost me 10 grand.
2.Wow! That girl creamed all over my hands and game me a massive case of butterfingers.

by mike February 3, 2004

TheTraveler

Someone that angers others with talk of beer bottles meeting the skulls of certain people

yea..so i grabbed my beer botlle and bashed in the back of the skull...

by Mike August 10, 2003

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

The best competition between the female race. We got your bitches from New York, the sweethearts from Maryland, and the typical jersey girls. The double standard is at an all time high around the Mount. The quiet preppy girls who pop their collars during the week turn into dirty whores on the weekend. The girls try to keep it quiet but the guys have locker room talks. Now dont get me wrong the males arent getting off easy... oh wait they do. Most Long Island guys are the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Basically you hate New York in general after meeting them. Jersey boys are either gangsta or gay and PA boys are immature. Maryland guys are divided into two. Ones from b-more are preppy sons of bitches but if their anywhere west they are the nice guys.

*New Yourkers
*Jersey
*Marylanders

by Mike April 10, 2005

blacker

a black guy that acts like a preppy white person.

that blacker doesn't even listen to rap! wtf?

by Mike May 14, 2003

Quief

A vaginal fart

by Mike May 25, 2003

buffer

A machine that is used with wax to restore a vehicles paint.

Get the buffer so we can finish waxing these cars bitch.

by Mike June 8, 2004