MIke's definitions
by mike August 1, 2003
Get the chidubmug. When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.
by Mike July 25, 2008
Get the Newtonmug. Village: One with a lack of knowledge regarding city life, the bus system, common sense or anything that can't be simulated in Everquest.
Prone to spontaneous outbursts about cabbages, Everquest or some minor injury he picked up whilst braving the sunlight beyond his room.
Prone to spontaneous outbursts about cabbages, Everquest or some minor injury he picked up whilst braving the sunlight beyond his room.
Village! Shut up!
by Mike November 11, 2003
Get the villagemug. Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?
You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.
The only thing that would look better on you is me.
You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?
Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?
You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.
The only thing that would look better on you is me.
You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?
Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
by Mike December 28, 2005
Get the pick up linemug. 
by Mike July 20, 2003
Get the supersoakermug. by Mike October 3, 2003
Get the Taking the piss [out of someone/something]mug.