MIke's definitions

software

1)Electronic information stored on a computer that performs tasks.

2) Slang for you mind.

1) Internet Explorer, Photoshop, Kazaa

2) "After the car crash, Bob's body was fine but his software was messed up."

by Mike February 4, 2004

precisely

A word used by smart peopleing meaning exactly or something like that.

Thats precisely my point, BITCH!

by Mike February 4, 2004

Mushroom Tattoo

Whipping your cock against ones' face extrememly hard to leave a mushroom tattoo.

Look at that huge Mushroom Tattoo on Su's face left by Toran.

by Mike February 4, 2004

super slam

Having sex with a girl in every oriphis.Hopefully in a particular order.

I got me a super slamlast night Dave.

by mike February 4, 2004

Waffle

Large sagarajic ring from a gumball machine

Get that damn waffle away from me biznatch!

by Mike February 5, 2004

hobo love

when hobos have dirty dirty sex in a dumpster and they use a trash bag for a condom

i sware baby u wont get pregnet i have hobo love

by mike February 6, 2004

AFC

Average Frustrated Chump. A guy who lacks skills, and confidence when it comes to women. He will often end up in the "friend zone" because he obeys girls like a slave.

An AFC in a bar with gorgeous women would sit in the corner, and ask himself "why aren't they coming up to me." When he should be going up to them, but wont, because he lacks confidence.

by Mike February 7, 2004