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phattyballz

Person #1: Did you see phattyballz today?
Person #2: Nah I'm gonna see him later tonight
by Mike January 27, 2004
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chroms

(chro)nic (m)asturbation (s)yndrome, the act of uncontrolable masturbation due to lack of sex.
Shit, I haven't seen my bitch in a while, I got the chroms!
by Mike January 28, 2004
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150 titty's

If you dont know, you never will..
by mike January 29, 2004
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Toggy

Noun

Slang term used to describe a person (usually male) who partakes in massive quantities of alcohol consumption. Not to be confused with drunks and alcoholics. Generally a person of slightly classier and/or professional nature, but definitely not a wine taster; could be a wine guzzler.
"Hey, there goes Mike going back to the pub, that ol' toggy!"

"Aaron, toggies pay for their OWN booze."

"If I had more money, I'd stop bein' a worthless toggy, an' get some real pricey hootch."
by Mike January 30, 2004
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shiksah

Yiddish derogatory term for a sexually loose woman or a female of lesser moral character. It has come to refer to any non-jewish woman though. The masculine version is Shaggitz.
Ever sinse Sam and Dianne broke up he has been dating that Shiksah.
by Mike January 30, 2004
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glazed doughnut

After a girl passes out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. When she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.
She wouldnt give me head last night so I gave her a glazed doughnut instead.
by mike February 1, 2004
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thwark

noun, the God-Weasel

adj, of or pertaining to the God-Weasel Thwark.

verb, being the God-Weasel Thwark while skiing (thwarking)
Oh my god, It's thwark!; He looks just like thwark!; Let's go thwarking!
by Mike February 1, 2004
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