schmoo

Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground

Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head

by Mike November 6, 2004

gogger

A rather large piece of Excremant!

I went to the toilet before you should have seen the size of my gogger!

by mike January 5, 2004

gimli

The gay lover of legolas and Aragorn.

sorry girls you know its true.

Gimli to Aragorn: Toss me (but dont tell the elf)

(legolas has a thing about cheating)

by mike December 29, 2003

M.A.G.I.C

An acronym to account for a sudden departure from the NBA.

My ass got infected coach

by Mike December 21, 2003

mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates

im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts

by mike December 23, 2004

st clairsville

The act of getting so fucked up that you ended up joining a Catholic parish.

"Dude, what did we do last night?"

"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"

by Mike March 26, 2004

sho

S uprises H ondas O ften

kinda sad thou......a ford with a jap 6 cyl. under the hood (yamaha)

by Mike January 12, 2004