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Heroin, scag, junk, boy, pants,....whatever you want to call it
The only way I'm snorting that babania is if there's no needles around.
babania by Mike December 24, 2005

Judo-Christianity 

The combined term for the monotheistic faiths Judaism and Christianity. Christianity is an off-shoot of Judaism formed by followers of a man named Jesus.
Judaism is an off-shoot of the now extinct polytheistic pagan religion of the Canaanites.
Yewah (which became Jahova) was mountain deity from Canaan that seperated into its own cult which eventually denounced other gods from this religion to become Judaism.
Followers of Judo-Christianity worship one god and follow the teachings of the same phrophets (Abraham being the first). Jews ( followers of Judaism) however deny Jesus being a phrophet and the son of god. Judo-Christianity now has many off-shoots such as Islam, Catholicism and Protestantism (the 3 largest off-shoots).
Mel Brooks is a famous Jew (follower of Judaism) who made many comedy films.

Torqueamada is a famous Christian (follower of Christianity) who made many people (including Jews, agnostics, athiests and anyone else considered a Heretic) die in the name of the Roman-Catholic Church.

Both followed Judo-Christianity
Judo-Christianity by Mike December 19, 2005

scuttlebutt 

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.
scuttlebutt by Mike September 25, 2005
A rip-off of the Matt Hardy "V1.0" sign that the index and middle fingers are together insted of being spread apart.

Two in the front, one in the back

Mexican Luchador who is currently in TNA
I saw a foam Shocker hand last summer and at first I thought it a foam V1.0 hand.

After I gave Morgan shocker, she wanted me to marry her.

Shocker is Alex Shelley's bitch. He is 1-2 against him.
Shocker by Mike September 6, 2005
1: Grand Champion

2: A Samoan wrestler from the 1990's who was made out to be a Japanese Sumo wrestler.

3: To put your bare-ass on an unexpected victim's face while he/she is out of it.
In Japan, best sumo wrestler is called the Yokozuna.

Yokozuna was so fat at one point when he broke his leg, a forlift had to carry him out.

The Man Show originated the Yokozuna with Jimmy Kimmel's cousin Sal.
Yokozuna by Mike September 6, 2005
1)An WWE Canadian Superstar named Adam Copeland. He debuted in 1998 as a mysterious gothic loner gimmick. He soon became a surfer-like gimmick making up words like chumpstain, awesomeness & hanonsity. His former partner/"brother" Christian is his real-life best friend. Most notibly known for "stealing" Lita away from Matt Freakin' Hardy.

2) Short for sXe/straightedge.

3) To steal someone's girlfriend while he is in a relationship like Adam Copeland & Amy Dumas did to Matt Hardy & Lisa Copeland in early 2005.

4) An advantage.

5) The end.
1) Edge still has the WWE title shot that he can use until WrestleMania XXII

2) CM Punk is an example of someone who is edge

3) Man, I can't believe Suzy edged me for John.

4) When it comes to mat-wrestling Bret Hart will always have the edge.

5) I am standing at the edge of the cliff and I am ready to jump.
edge by Mike September 5, 2005
a jewish girl with no legs
I spun that dradle until she honked on me.
dradle by Mike September 2, 2005