MIke's definitions

Chronica

A celebration that coincides with Chanukah wherein marijuana is smoked nightly for 7 days in a row.

Merry Chronica!
Now pass the blunt!

by Mike January 10, 2005

the dew

Dont forget he's a yugayo freak
who goes into fits of rage and tries to throw chairs but cant cause he cant lift the chair

look the dews goin into his "im gonna go stand in the corner as to get attention from others but failing misserably.

by mike July 29, 2004

crammit

a nice mix between crap and damnit.

crammit, I lost my phone.

by mike April 23, 2005

jewoven

A hot mother fucker who hangs out on efnet.

Jewoven is fucking sexy.. christ..

by mike August 9, 2004

adam sandler

Former Saturday Night Live actor who is well-known for milking out the same jokes. Always seems very desperate for attention.

Look at me--I'm a Jew!

by Mike May 5, 2005

first but not foremost

Definition: First in order but not in importance. Not as important, despite being mentioned in the first place. The opposite to "last but not least".

First but not foremost, you have to write very clearly. Second, your writing should be truly original and captivating.

Hello, I see, I am the first guest to arrive but certainly not foremost.

by Mike December 16, 2019

subherbman

a young rather pimply annoying teen who frequents message and his hated by the world over.

did you read that subherbman's post? what a tool.

by mike April 8, 2004