MIke's definitions

shazzam

when you cut a piece of paper up into a lot of pieces then put it into their trapper keeper

"shit son i just got shazzamed"

by mike April 23, 2005

shil

true that dan

Shil is.... yeah what you siad

by mike May 14, 2004

mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates

im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts

by mike December 23, 2004

bratch

A hybrid of bitch and brat. Together, the two nouns make an unadmirable person.

She's such a bratch.

by mike February 25, 2003

M.A.G.I.C

An acronym to account for a sudden departure from the NBA.

My ass got infected coach

by Mike December 21, 2003

st clairsville

The act of getting so fucked up that you ended up joining a Catholic parish.

"Dude, what did we do last night?"

"I don't know, but judging by these priest collars, we were totally St. Clairsvillin'!"

by Mike March 26, 2004

Phwayadoin'

Short for "What are you doing?" Used when somebody is doing something stupid or selfish, particularly if they are annoying you in doing so.

e.g. A group of people are talking and blocking the pavement. You walk past and say "phwayadoin'?!" to them with an evil on your face.

by Mike February 22, 2004