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Woodham

A beutiful specimen, mastered in the art of guitar and video games. aka God
Your such a Woodham
by mike March 13, 2003
mugGet the Woodhammug.

Turkey Drunk

A warm, happy fuzzy drunk. Usually caused by drinking Wild Turkey
by mike July 14, 2003
mugGet the Turkey Drunkmug.

chublove

the act of dating a fat girl, and engaging in sexual acts with a fat girl.
James loves the chublove
by Mike January 21, 2004
mugGet the chublovemug.

dial it in

See also:

"Hooked Up"

Origins traced back to eletric guitarist slang... referring to fixing of the guitars for someone... be it through tweaking the dials or turning the knobs that tighten the strings.
"Espo wants a cheesy beef from Cavones. Fuckin'.. dial it in!"
by Mike September 15, 2004
mugGet the dial it inmug.

numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.
Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
by Mike January 4, 2014
mugGet the numberismmug.

creditor

A bunch of cunts working in an office that want your money, because your a twat and didn't pay them :P
Creditor - people Mik owes
by Mike November 15, 2004
mugGet the creditormug.

bukkake warrior

A woman (or man?) who is the frequent receiptiant of several males ejaculations at one time
by mike April 11, 2005
mugGet the bukkake warriormug.

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