MITCH's definitions

orection

the opposite of an erection.

That girl was so nasty, I got an orection.

by Mitch March 9, 2005

dirte

More extreme than dirty....absolutely filthy. So dirty that there are just no words to describe how grimy someone, something, anything is.

Don't trust that hooker, she is staright dirte.

by mitch May 13, 2005

capitalism

An economic system best suited to match mans personality and behavior. Capitalism is characterized by private ownership, and little or no government interfeirence in the marketplace. This is a great system if the government doesn't get involved. Capitalism is responsible for the high status of life ALL Americans enjoy on a daily basis.

A person wants money , so he makes a product and sells it. The person who buys that product gets that money from wages earned making other products, and so goes the cycle.

by mitch November 23, 2004

snafoo

SNAFU: Situation Normal All Fouled Up
military mnemonic from WW11

Query: What is your situation?
Answer: SNAFU

by mitch December 17, 2004

moorefish

A real dink from Canada

Wow, have you heard that guy complain and whine about Sean? He can be a real Moorefish.

by Mitch February 21, 2004

dick blister(s)

The puss filled nodules on his/her penis formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.

"Dude look at my dick!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."

by Mitch January 5, 2005

vadge badger

A mamal that inserts it self into the females vagina

Holy Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you!

by Mitch May 6, 2005