MITCH's definitions

Boston Creme Roll

When a man shoots his load into the roll of an overweight woman.

Oh man, I gave that fat chick a boston creme roll last night!

by Mitch July 20, 2004

DK

Big Fro, pimp, wicked wicked dk

your massive dk is pimp

by Mitch October 24, 2003

Miatch

The word Miatch is a nickname for the name "Mitch" thought up by the word Biatch, Miatch is dope tho...

Dayym, I wish I wasn't so white, skinny and ugly... I wanna be Miatch!!

by Mitch January 15, 2004

IANATL

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.

IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.

by Mitch April 13, 2005

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004

snafoo

SNAFU: Situation Normal All Fouled Up
military mnemonic from WW11

Query: What is your situation?
Answer: SNAFU

by mitch December 17, 2004

moorefish

A real dink from Canada

Wow, have you heard that guy complain and whine about Sean? He can be a real Moorefish.

by Mitch February 21, 2004