MITCH's definitions

Gingerlitis

A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.

Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.

by Mitch April 25, 2015

Sorostitot

So•rost•i•tot

Meaning changes dramatically depending on the circumstance.

1) Freshman Ho's in a sorority, or those in a sorority whom exhibit one more freshman like qualities (Sluttiness, dumb, inexperienced, annoying, etc.) that are exceptionally see above.

2) Can also been seen in a positive light, meaning hot, easy, cheap (2 beers and they think your Brad Pitt), Slutty Dresser, and lacks morals.

See Sorostitute.

1)Mitch: Yo Graham, Stay away from all those sorostitots over there.
Graham: A'ight.

2) Mitch: Yo Graham, check out that fine sorostitot.
Graham: A'ight.

by Mitch June 10, 2006

dip nuts

to run like hell, usually from the gay ass cops

i had to dip nuts from some cops last night

by mitch May 19, 2005

poocat

Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.

Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?

by mitch May 13, 2005

dirte

More extreme than dirty....absolutely filthy. So dirty that there are just no words to describe how grimy someone, something, anything is.

Don't trust that hooker, she is staright dirte.

by mitch May 13, 2005

wankermafone

One who is considered a dickhead and practices bizarre behaviours

you god damn wankermafone

by mitch May 13, 2005

wanglicker

an individual who applys his tongue to a penis

oh shutup adam you wanglicker

by mitch May 13, 2005