MITCH's definitions

asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

by mitch April 2, 2005

Cheese Worms

fukin mean as food its fukin mean oy buy cracker and Kraft cream cheese spread. spread da spread on da crackers and sandwich them 2 getha!! cheese worms!!!

"oy dick hook me up wif a cheese worm dick"

by mitch April 1, 2005

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

faidget

something to yell at a friend passing in the hallway, or yell over your school's PA system

Guy 1:"FAIDGET"
Guy 2:"what the fuck?"

by mitch March 29, 2005

kezilicious

fat, ugly, bitchy, stupid chick

keziah is so kezilicious

by Mitch March 13, 2005

orection

the opposite of an erection.

That girl was so nasty, I got an orection.

by Mitch March 9, 2005

dick blister(s)

The puss filled nodules on his/her penis formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.

"Dude look at my dick!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."

by Mitch January 5, 2005