MITCH's definitions

wanglicker

an individual who applys his tongue to a penis

oh shutup adam you wanglicker

by mitch May 13, 2005

wangeroo

an australian gentlemen who appears to be a tad "frisky"
as opposed to kangeroo

oh dear charlie, there appears to be a wangeroo

by mitch May 13, 2005

millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.

Jews and Arabs all have millimeter peters.

by Mitch May 13, 2005

faidget

something to yell at a friend passing in the hallway, or yell over your school's PA system

Guy 1:"FAIDGET"
Guy 2:"what the fuck?"

by mitch March 29, 2005

poocat

Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.

Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?

by mitch May 13, 2005

dirte

More extreme than dirty....absolutely filthy. So dirty that there are just no words to describe how grimy someone, something, anything is.

Don't trust that hooker, she is staright dirte.

by mitch May 13, 2005

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005