faidget

something to yell at a friend passing in the hallway, or yell over your school's PA system

Guy 1:"FAIDGET"
Guy 2:"what the fuck?"

by mitch March 30, 2005

orection

the opposite of an erection.

That girl was so nasty, I got an orection.

by Mitch March 09, 2005

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch April 01, 2005

Voorah

From the lingo of the nuff boursters in the town of Thournton, Someone with the name Peter can aquire the name Voorah.

Hey Voorah whats happening....yer Voorah neece.

by Mitch November 15, 2004

millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.

Jews and Arabs all have millimeter peters.

by Mitch March 23, 2005

pufa

A pregnant Fupa. Derived from the english word Fupa, a Pufa is a pregnant woman's massive fupa.

by mitch July 12, 2003

asparagus rolly pollys

a scrumptious treat. tasty but not a beverage, please dont attempt to consume by drinking. a piece of sparagus rolled in a Kraft cream cheese spread laden piece of bread.

created my the team that brought us cheese worms!

"hey you shit face gimme back my motherfucking asparagus rolly polly"

"where did i put my asparagus rolly polly"

"hey dennis hook me up wif a asparagus rolly polly ow g cuzin ow"

by mitch April 02, 2005