MITCH's definitions

aije

A dildo known for its small size, often the first used by virgins.

"Hey, that dildo is too big, pass me that aije, is better for my first time"

by Mitch August 3, 2004

meader

someone from southmead/hartcliffe/bedminster who wears a tracksuit and gold earings

Male - 'Ere I am a fuckin meader
Female - Fuck me so am I

by Mitch May 25, 2003

cap

the hubcap of a car rim

Q: Caps or rims
A: caps

CAPS SUCK

by mitch July 24, 2003

biggie e

reall gay ugly fat retard

hey look is gay ass biggie e

by mitch December 2, 2004

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004

Assgrabber

One who grabbed my ass because he is gay and pounds ass hard and now everyone calls him Assgrabber.

-Have You Heard of Josh?
-Who's Josh?
-What About Assgrabber?
-Oh I know THAT kid!

by MITCH October 10, 2004

DK

Big Fro, pimp, wicked wicked dk

your massive dk is pimp

by Mitch October 24, 2003