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Definitions by MITCH

oj simpson 

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.
I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.
oj simpson by Mitch December 28, 2004
SNAFU: Situation Normal All Fouled Up
military mnemonic from WW11
Query: What is your situation?
Answer: SNAFU
snafoo by mitch December 17, 2004

capitalism 

An economic system best suited to match mans personality and behavior. Capitalism is characterized by private ownership, and little or no government interfeirence in the marketplace. This is a great system if the government doesn't get involved. Capitalism is responsible for the high status of life ALL Americans enjoy on a daily basis.
A person wants money , so he makes a product and sells it. The person who buys that product gets that money from wages earned making other products, and so goes the cycle.
capitalism by mitch November 23, 2004

hey whats your cup size? 

what you ask dudes with huge bitch tits.
steve dave: hey whats your cup size?
damian: man, shut up kracka'
hey whats your cup size? by mitch November 17, 2004
From the lingo of the nuff boursters in the town of Thournton, Someone with the name Peter can aquire the name Voorah.
Hey Voorah whats happening....yer Voorah neece.
Voorah by Mitch November 14, 2004

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.