Boston Creme Roll

When a man shoots his load into the roll of an overweight woman.

Oh man, I gave that fat chick a boston creme roll last night!

by Mitch July 20, 2004

xebian

Xebian is a version of debian for the microsoft Xbox. Instalation of Xebian on the Xbox makes it usable as a computer and has nearly all the functions of a normal computer.

"I installed Xebian on my Xbox, I r teh haxor!!!1111111"

by Mitch November 01, 2004

Cheese Worms

fukin mean as food its fukin mean oy buy cracker and Kraft cream cheese spread. spread da spread on da crackers and sandwich them 2 getha!! cheese worms!!!

"oy dick hook me up wif a cheese worm dick"

by mitch April 01, 2005

Death

what happens to all people

it happens to gangs sooner then other people

bang bang dead

by mitch July 24, 2003

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

Sky High

A drug that causes illusions and The craveing for fast food.

Wow.I tried some of that sky high and i found myself passed out in the womans bathroom.

by Mitch October 05, 2002

Mud Mask

When u pin someone down and instinctively
fart on their face creating a "Mud Mask"

Man when i had the runs, i gave her a serious mudmask!!

by Mitch April 13, 2005