MISTER OWNINATOR's definitions

buttsturbate

When your butt itches so badly that you have to rub it really hard and it gives you sexual gratification

I buttsturbated yesterday

by MISTER OWNINATOR January 12, 2010

Because shut up

A response to a question that you don't actually have an answer for.

Person A: If you're not a pedo, why do you have 15 little girls in cages in your basement?

Person B: Because shut up

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009

Exscream

Portmanteau of the words "exclaim" and "scream". To exclaim something while screaming. Coined by Peter Chimaera.

"Giant greats!" He exscreamed

by MISTER OWNINATOR June 9, 2011

tech up

In RTS (Real-Time Strategy) computer games, to concentrate on researching technologies and upgrades for your forces.

When playing the Protoss in Starcraft, I like to tech up before attacking

by MISTER OWNINATOR June 26, 2009

Pro-life

The radical idea that murdering babies is wrong.

Pro-Deather: You're pro-life? You don't care about women's rights!

Pro-Lifer: Yes, just like I don't care about a mugger's right to shoot you

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 6, 2012

Christ-stain

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.

Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 18, 2011

moe

The sexualization of innocence

The 5 - year - old girl living next door is so moe! I think I'll invite her into my van with some candy

by MISTER OWNINATOR October 2, 2011