MISTER OWNINATOR's definitions

John Kerry

Well actually he forgot Poland!

John Kerry: When we went in, there were 3 countries: Great Britain, Austrailia, and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.

Well, actually, he forgot Poland!

by MISTER OWNINATOR November 8, 2006

fanwhore

One step beyond fanboy or fangirl, a fanwhore is someone who is so insanely obsessed with something they treat it practically like a religion and will physically harm others who disagree with it.

Twilight fanwhore: "OMG TWILIHTGT IS LIEK THE BESTEST BOOK EVAR1!11! STEPHANY MIYER IZ A GENIOIS!111"

Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"

Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"

*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009

moe

The sexualization of innocence

The 5 - year - old girl living next door is so moe! I think I'll invite her into my van with some candy

by MISTER OWNINATOR October 2, 2011

Wang's Law

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang

Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 26, 2010

Christ-stain

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.

Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 18, 2011

Pro-life

The radical idea that murdering babies is wrong.

Pro-Deather: You're pro-life? You don't care about women's rights!

Pro-Lifer: Yes, just like I don't care about a mugger's right to shoot you

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 6, 2012

Omnihilate

To destroy everything. From Omni (all) + Annihilate.

Random supervillain: I am going to omnihilate the universe!

by MISTER OWNINATOR April 26, 2011