Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
*True story*
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.
*True story*
by Mikey July 24, 2004
by Mikey December 02, 2004
by mikey July 15, 2003
A hair rock band from California that could crank out a sound that would turn goat piss into gasoline from 1978 to 1985. During 1985, David Lee Roth, the lead singer, left the group on unhappy terms. His replacement, Sammy Hagar, made something as potent as Van Halen and pussified it so much that it wasn't even recognizable once the change took place.
Listen to "Hot For Teacher" from the "1984" album, then listen to "Why Can't This Be Love" from the "5150" album. "5150" is the rock equivelant of getting your girlfriend pregnant!
by Mikey July 31, 2005
to force another to become the submissive or receptive partner in a circumstantial homosexual relationship; frequently deployed in the context single-gendered spaces, such as the penitentiary.
by Mikey March 18, 2005
This place is so ghetto you want to bring a huge gat or you will get shot up(watch your back here huge gangsters)
by MIKEY March 08, 2005
a tatto in common referance with tit for tat as in I'll show u my titties if u show me that nice tatto on ur chest, becasue no one wants to see man titties (eww)
also above ^ I'll show u my titties if u show me that nice tatto on ur chest, becasue no one wants to see man titties (eww)
by mikey April 07, 2005