beat off

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.
by Mike September 13, 2003
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HLA

a an agle that almos cost WWE's deal with TNN(SPIKE tv) in September 2002
HLA!, HLA!, HLA!, HLA!

Gotta love some HLA, Hot Lesbian Action!
by Mike February 17, 2004
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cunt sludge

the wet resedue on a vagina when a female is aroused or has had sexual intercourse! see also fanny batter
i love the taste of her cunt sludge
by mike January 05, 2004
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shaft

shäft, n anything long and straight; a stem; an arrow; a missile (esp fig); the main, upright, straight, or cylindrical part of anything; the part of a cross below the arms; the part of a column between the base and the capital; the rachis of a feather; the thill of a carriage on either side of the horse; a straight handle; a pole; a ray or beam of light; a rotating rod that transmits motion; a well-like excavation or passage; the penis (coarse slang); a woman’s body (purely as sexual object) (US coarse slang). — vt to have sexual intercourse with (a woman) (coarse slang); to dupe, swindle, treat unfairly (slang). — adj shaft’ed. — n shaft’er or shaft’-horse a horse harnessed between shafts. — n shaft’ing the action of the verb in either sense; a system of shafts. — adj shaft’less. — make a shaft or a bolt of it to venture and take what comes of it, the shaft and the bolt being the arrows of the longbow and the crossbow respectively.
"Jack was gonna go and party with us. Apparently he's one pure sonofabitch and went out with his girlfriend. It was one unforgiven shaft of his"
by Mike January 13, 2005
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strider

the gayest poerson alive.....he bangs my friends girlfriend in the mouth.....he lies about 9th grade hand jobs and blows for cocain....he plays socom 2 and his name is BuZZcoCK
that guy is as gay as strider
by mike December 05, 2004
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bank

In pool or billiards, to bounce a ball off of the wall of the pool table. See also bankshot.
Let me get this straight... you intend to bank the cue ball twice, hit the eight, and then have IT bank into the side pocket? Fifty bucks says you miss. Fifteen to one odds sound reasonable?
by Mike January 06, 2005
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nijer

an insult, another word for nigger, however it by adding the "J" it seems lack the stigma the "n word" has.
hes a nijer
by mike February 16, 2004
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