Waterloo

The fucking gayest school in the land. Is located in Northeast Ohio. All the teachers are gay, and the principal is fat. Not to be confused with phat.
Dude, School is gay.

You must got to Waterloo.
by Mike March 27, 2005
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Conglorporation

A portmanteu of conglomerate and corporation. One of those giant companies that stamps out all their competitors and has done a great job of ruining America. Often rely on child labour and taking advantage of the working class in countries all over the world.
I avoid shopping for mass-produced goods like Nike sneakers at conglorporations like Wal-Mart.
by Mike January 11, 2005
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shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!
Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.
by Mike September 11, 2003
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knob jockey

A person(male) who likes to be ridden like a horse by another man. The ritual includes the 'rider' inserting his penis up the other man (horses) bottom, thus giving an enjoyable ride.
Look there's Dave, and his knob jockey Brian
by Mike August 05, 2003
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human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.
I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.
by Mike August 06, 2003
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crakalackin

What a easy going player says to a fly hunny. Means whats popping sugar momma. And yes it is crakalackin not whatever the hell the other one was. It is a bastardation of "what's crackin" which is a bastardation of "whats going on" which is a bastardation of "what are you doing fine young fellow."
Yo, whats crakalackin sweet thang?
What up boy, what's crakalackin tonite?
by mike December 07, 2003
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running cold

running cold 1: out of food, drugs or sex 2: being shut down, rejected or
3 being dead
mike is running cold on his woman
by mike May 13, 2005
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