MIKE's definitions

Glauser

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

by Mike November 15, 2003

Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.

Millwall Cup Final and that cross - need I say more

by Mike August 23, 2004

the vapors

A polite 19th century term women used meaning either

1) Being emotionally overcome or

2) Having gas

Oh, Rhett, I am et up with the vapors!

by Mike April 20, 2004

get on it

A rallying cheer to go balls to the wall with reckless abandon. To give 100% while doing something unproductive and often dangerous.

Guy A: He's going to crowd surf with his ass hanging out...
Guy B: well hell, GET ON IT!

by mike November 22, 2004

Pat

A kid with an unusually large forhead. Often so large that it's capable of interfering with the stardard line of sight up to 73 km. A forhead so large that it can be easily mistaken for the CN tower or any other massive landmark. Often refered to as CN Pat, or Pat Tower.

Pat move your fuckin forhead, I cant see shit!
or
Pat im trying to take a picture of the sky, move your fuckin forhead!!

by Mike September 6, 2008

space bunny

A Hot woman from space. The term being derived from "ski bunny", only in reference to the fact that said chick is in space.

"Oh, man, what a space bunny."

by Mike May 13, 2005

rapel

A word made up in January 2005 by a Canadian 14 year old guy.

"Rapel the boarders" was used in the video game halo 2

by Mike February 12, 2005