crupset

crazy upset. Shortening 'crazy' to 'cr' and shoving it in front of a word in order to save valuable fractions of a second. See crunk.

I'm crupset with you, you jerkface.

by Michelle May 08, 2005

confunkaled

a conused woman

hunny im confunkaled...come figure me out!

by michelle March 07, 2003

schirding

Only the most fucking awesome color ever.

That girl had a kick ass schirding dress!

by Michelle February 13, 2005

sugar daddy

that guy who gives out free candy (so-to-speak)

Boy:What ae you doing after school?
Girl: Im Chasing down the Sugar-daddy cuz im in the mood for sum sweetness (not to be mistaken with sex)

by Michelle February 19, 2003

Toothpicks

Used to get food out of you teeth! Or they make gr8 pressies for your friends if your weird

Would you like a toothpick for xmas???

by Michelle December 12, 2003

Tarnya

Tarnya is Michelle's best friend!
She rocks!

Michelle says, "Tarnya rocks!"

by Michelle February 24, 2005

Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004